1. Someone who gets super excited to nap with you. 2. Someone who can read the difference between your grunts that mean "I'm fine I just don't feel like talking" and your grunts that involve "I'm struggling with something, but I'm too stubborn to admit that I need to talk about it." 3. Someone who can, and will , quote Disney Channel Original Movies with you. 4. Someone who will eat pizza with you for breakfast. 5. Someone who always laughs with you, specifically in the moments when you are absolute. Not. Supposed. To. Be. Laughing. Because. This. Is. Serious. 6. Someone who will remind you not to forget your leftovers at the restaurant, because they have their damn priorities straight. 7. Someone who won't judge you when you've had a tiring week, and you consequently spend all of Saturday laying in your bed like lard. 8. Someone who will use a pet name like "Tina, you fat lard" rather than "honey"...
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